Sir Teres the Bold.
Sir Teres is a screw-up. Plain and simple. He tries to be a hero in a medieval setting, but a combination of his own horrific luck and “charms” causes him to fail at almost anything. He has a trusty Minstrel, who is paid to glorify his legacy, but typically calls it as they see it in the snarkiest way possible. Teres’ medieval word is only loosely medieval, a blender can dispatch a bad guy as well can an alligator. He is not incompetent or blindly stupid, but he is pompous, and keeps up a façade of being a heroic knight, his accent changes when his feathers are ruffled. There is a running gag of his pants falling down at the most inopportune moments, especially when he wishes to be bold.
Teres has several pathetically failed adventures, which are referenced constantly by him and the Minstrel. Teres ultimately ends up through insane circumstances as the “Chosen One” and is sent off on a quest to save the world from an evil, egomaniacal wizard. The world is pretty screwed.
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